WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I think I am morally bankrupt
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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