i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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