Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he was CRYING into my vagina
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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