Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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