I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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