I just saw a hot homeless man
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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