Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
ttyl tear gas
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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