forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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