She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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