i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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