How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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