i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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