Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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