this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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