scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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