I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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