Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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