I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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