u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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