As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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