C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
a search helicopter?!
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
All the doctor said was why
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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