Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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