So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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