When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
no, he came in my armpit
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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