I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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