i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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