Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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