Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I AM VODKA MAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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