Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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