summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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