Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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