Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
third nipple confirmed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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