quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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