Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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