My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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