I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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