never play flip cup with pint glasses
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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