You're completely useless in the revolution.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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