guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I need to calm my uterus...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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