You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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