I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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