we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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