On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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