hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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