Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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