You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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