I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You coming home soon, man?
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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