Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i wish my penis had a tongue
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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