Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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