4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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