Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I need to sanitize my soul.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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