Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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