You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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