Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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