i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
