very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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